Holyoke, Colorado

Wheelies
Garage

Automotive humor you can wear, sip from, and clip to your keys. Merch for people who'd rather be turning wrenches.

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What We Make

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T-Shirts

Premium tees with sayings your shop buddies will steal

Coffee Mugs

For the stuff that keeps you under the hood past midnight

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Keychains

Because your ignition key deserves better company

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Hats & More

Stickers, hats, and gear for the full garage lifestyle

The humor is the product.

Every piece features original automotive sayings born in the garage, not a boardroom.

"I don't have a spending problem. I have a parts problem."

T-Shirt / Mug

"My other ride is also broken."

Keychain / Sticker

"Marriage is finding someone who tolerates your garage time."

T-Shirt / Mug

"Runs on caffeine, cursing, and questionable torque specs."

Coffee Mug

Built in a real garage,
in a real small town.

Wheelies Garage comes out of Holyoke, Colorado, where trucks outnumber traffic lights and everybody knows somebody who's got a project car "almost done."

We make merch for the people who actually get their hands dirty. The humor is real because it comes from the shop floor, not a design agency.

Wear the grease.

Wheelies Garage merch is live. T-shirts, mugs, keychains, and more for the people who get it.

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